Monday, 29 April 2019

Well, crims in the family! I knew about the spy - well, the sort of spy - but crims eh! An everyday folk of country folk, one of whom apparently was not above skinning turds

That, of course, is a huge exaggeration, but what would one of my posts be without a least one bucketful of bullshit. The question is rhetorical, of course, because going by the number of comments left here - as in none to hardly any - no one will answer it anyway, so in a swift face-saving exercise I am downgrading that question with immediate effect to ‘rhetorical’. There is though a bit of truth in it, and I found out like this.

A few posts ago I recorded by my 96-year-old very ill father-in-law had come to live with us after spending the past seven or eight months across the lane at the farm. As my sister-in-law runs a ‘farm holidays for families with young children’ business and as the season has now started, Roy couldn’t stay on (he was living downstairs in a part of the farmhouse guests and their children use), but my wife didn’t like the idea of him going into a home and offered to take him in.

My son’s bedroom (he is now at university in Liverpool), once the a big utility room behind the kitchen, was adapted, getting a wall-to-wall carpet where my son had made do with rugs on the granite floor (and I wasn’t the first to observe - in my case to the carpet fitter and his mate - what a shame it was that the kind of granite floor assorted middle-class folk would kill for was being hidden by a wall-to-wall carpet) and various hand rails on the walls.

My father-in-law then moved in. But it turned out what with one thing an another that he really does need 24-hour care and my wife found that increasingly she couldn’t cope. So now he has been found a home in Bodmin (and seems to have settled in quite well). His cottage up the road has since been sorted out to make way for letting it out to raise funds to pay for the home and the other night my wife found herself sorting through old photographs. She also came across this newspaper cutting from the Cornish Guardian for 1956. Give it a read:

MADE TO “MISTRUST MY OWN MAKER,” SAYS FARMER

ST BREWARD MAN’S PLEA OF “CONSCIENCE” IN INSURANCE CASE

A father and son, farmers at St. Breward, summoned at Bodmin Magistrates Court on Friday for not paying a National Insurance contribution for the week commencing November 5, were said to have taken no part in the health scheme since it started in July 1948.

They were Frederick Roy Finnemore and Arthur Wesley Finnemore, of Higher De Lank Farm, St Breward. Each was find £1 and ordered to pay 6s. 10d. costs.

Both defendants, decribed [sic] as self-employed farmers, pleaded guilty, and Mr. C. E. Williams, Regional Inspector, pointed out that although they had not paid any contributions, nor held insurance cards, in the eight years the scheme had been in force, they were only summoned for failing to pay one week’s contribution.

Mr. Williams said that when a Ministry inspector called at the farm on a routine check to see insurance cards, the Finnemores agreed that they had not any. The son said they were not going to do “anything about it” unless they had to.

“Flagrant Disregard of Law”  

Commenting that the Ministry regarded the case as a “flagrant disregard of the law,” Mr. Williams said there was no suggestion of financial difficulty so far as the defendants were concerned. He added that he was not asking for an order for the arrears as in view of the period involved the Ministry would take other steps to recover what was due — if necessary through the County Court.

The father, Arthur Wesley Finnemore, told the magistrates: “During the 1914-18 war I was told I was fighting for freedom. I should like to have a little of that.”
He claimed that he was being denied the right of his own conscience and made to “mistrust my own maker.” That was why he had not applied for National Insurance cards.

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Arthur Wesley Finnemore, known as Wesley and after whom my son is named, is bullshitting in my view. He most certainly was a bit of a god-squadder but that wasn’t the reason he didn’t pay his national insurance for eight years. Shortly after I married, a neighbour said of my father-in-law (Wesely’s son) that he ‘would skin a turd to save a penny’ and I don’t doubt that a certain parsimonious streak ran (and runs) through some of the family.

For example, the cottage in which I live was once ‘the farmhouse of the manor’. That makes it sound quite big but it isn’t. Apparently it dates from around the 14th/15th and predates the manor house which as ‘first renovated’ in the 16th. Old Wesley had been a tenant farmer on Bodmin Moor when, at the beginning of the 1930s, the farmhouse, our cottage, the cottage he moved into when he retired in the mid 1990s and another farm several miles away near St Kew came up for sale as a job lot, apparently as a very good price - £3,000, around £200,000 now (for which you can’t today buy a rabbit hutch in London).

At the price there would have been some interest, and quite how old Wesley pipped everyone else to the post I don’t know, but he did. The trouble was that neither he nor his son ever liked spending even the slightest amount on maintaining the farmhouse, so bit by bit it deteriorated, until my sister-in-law (who had married into the family and was not inflicted by the parsimony gene) decided to renovate a great deal of it so she could start her ‘farm holidays for families for young children business’. Incidentally, I am certainly not talking out of school but the family would kill me if they ever read this, but the chances of them ever happening upon this blog are slight to non-existent. And if they do, I shall probably have long been pushing up the daisies.

So Wesley’s plea from the heart that he was being forced ‘to mistrust his own maker’ is bullshit as far as I am concerned (quite apart from the fact that it doesn’t actually make any sense at all - in what way?). He just didn’t like spending any money.

I met him in the late 1980s once or twice before he died, but what I know of him is what I have been told. He was a strong Methodist - a very strong and very manic Methodist by all accounts who would not tolerate alcohol in the house and, I heard just this last Christmas, at Christmas lunch went around smelling everyone’s Coca Cola to make sure there was no booze in it.

Another story I heard was that the last tenants to live in our cottage before were a family of whom the wife was apparently a bit of a goer and sought out the company of the US servicemen who were stationed locally at Hengar Manor in the run-up to D Day. Quite possibly money changed hands. When Wesley found out, he evicted the whole family. Our cottage then slowly became derelict and was used as a cowshed until it was given to my wife who renovated it (doing much of the work herself - she was said to be the only young woman for many miles around to have her own concrete mixer).

So there you have it. Crims? No, not really? Forced to distrust their own maker? Again, no, not really. It was just the usual silly cant said in court by folk who don’t have a leg to stand upon. I remember when I was a district reporter for the South Wales Argus in Ebbw Vale, I attended a magistrates court hearing of a guy up for drink-driving. He swore blind - again and again - that he hadn’t touched a drop. All he had done was polish off a bag of wine gums. Honest, your honours, it must have been those wine gums!

Wednesday, 24 April 2019

A few more piccies for the entertainment of those who like eating but don’t spend an inordinate amount of time agonising over ‘what that meal just meant’

If you like the pictures I published in my previous post, here are a few more. They are again chosen at random, and I repeat that there is no underlying theme, they don’t represent an exposition of any ideology or theory and I make no great claims for them. They are simply offered in the hope that you might linger over them just a little longer than you might otherwise.

I also occasionally enjoy manipulating a picture so that it is almost but not quite abstract and quite often like a rather ‘artificial look’. But pretty much it comes down to what final result I end up with. If I like where I have arrived, the dicking around stops.

Oh, and none has any ‘meaning’ whatsoever. You don’t eat a well-cooked, well-prepared and well-presented meal (as in ‘the art of cooking’) then spend days and weeks agonising over what exactly that meal ‘meant’. With a bit of luck you simply enjoyed and appreciated eating it. 



































Tuesday, 23 April 2019

A few piccies to help you keep your pecker up. No mention of Brexit in this entry, by they way, and I am probably even more relieved than you are

A friend, B (and, yes, B you are B) commented just the other day that he wished I would publish my blog entries ‘by topic’. Well, the more I think about his suggestion, the less I understand it. For one thing although I am ‘serious’ about my blog, publishing entries, as suggested, by topic, strikes me as taking it - the blog - and but also myself just a tad too seriously.

I am ‘serious’ about it in several ways, none of which, though, are very important. Let’s face it: it is just one of several hundreds of thousands blogs published throughout the world and at the end of the day is indistinguishable from all the rest. So, B, publishing entries ‘by topic’ kind of implies that I have something rather worthwhile to pass on, but to save all the busy ‘time-poor’ readers the hassle of ploughing through unnecessary stuff, here’s what I have to say ‘by topic’. Lord preserve me from any such self-importance.

I write this blog for several reasons: in no particular order because I like writing, because I find getting something down on paper helps me sort out my thoughts on some issue or other, because I like making people laugh (or perhaps that should be ‘trying to make people laugh’ - I do hope you have noticed that my tongue is occasionally in my cheek), because I like posting pictures.

Talking of which here are several more. These have gone up on my Facebook page (which you can inspect here) but as they on Facebook they only get to be seen by about 20 ‘friends’, I thought I might post them here, too.

There is no rhyme or reason to them, no ‘theme’, no underlying theory, nothing. I simply enjoy taking pictures - most of these were with my iPhone - then using a particular app, Camera +2, to manipulate them this way and that. Because I am now familiar with the app there is less experimentation, but I still carry on until I get to the point when, for whatever reason, I like the result and stop dicking around any further.

The one thing I shall admit to is that I do like taking pictures of ‘real’ things - pretty much anything - then manipulating the image to the point where it is almost - but not quite - abstract.

I could go on (Christ, can I go on, I was always told to stop talking when I was a child) but it is now almost 7.20pm and I want to see Brighton beat the living shit out of Spurs to ensure my team, Manchester United still have a lifeline to playing Champions League football next season. Well, a boy can dream. Here are some pics, selected at random. These - I shall be posting some more in due course - were all taken comparatively recently.

Wednesday, April 24: There are a few more pics here.

























Sunday, 7 April 2019

Two developments at home and the Brexit farce goes on (although it might conclude a week today)

For a blog which has its roots in a diary I kept for about 15 years - handwritten at that - I’ve surprised myself by not mentioning two developments, one of which is surely a big moment in any father’s life. Four weeks ago today my daughter married her boyfriend and the father of her young daughter (who is the sweetest little thing - well, I’m biased, of course, but decide for yourselves from the photograph below. I must admit that in keeping with modern trends I didn’t expect her to marry so soon - she will be 23 at the beginning of August - because as a rule women have been getting married later in life than ever before. I imagine this has a lot to do with the fact that over the past
40 years attitudes to women and the roles assigned to them in Western society has changed a great deal.

Then there’s also the fact that the introduction of reliable contraception in the form of the pill (strictly the ‘Pill’, though I can’t for the life of me understand why it should be given an initial capital) has gradually given women more independence. I know - as a semi-regular listener to Woman’s Hour in Radio 4 for at least 20 minutes every day while I have my bath in the morning - that women still feel hard done by and given that in many sectors they are still not paid as much as a man doing exactly the same job, they certainly have a point.

But where we are today is a million miles from the set-up that they were regarded as just so much chattel, had no rights, could not own property and where being forced to have sex by their husband was not seen as rape. However, she has been to university and has graduated and is slowly setting up a childminding and babysitting business so it’s not as though ‘early motherhood’ - early compared to previous generations - and married life will, as happened so often in the past, close down her life.

. . .

The second development is that my very old and very frail father-in-law has moved in with us. He needs constant care and my wife has given herself over to that (although her dedication and conscientiousness notwithstanding, her brusque attentions and constant scolding often make me squirm. I don’t think I am talking out of school (and if I am, what the fuck, but then no one in my immediate family reads this blog) when I say that in some respects the Cornish can be quite singular, but that in the context of being Cornish her family might be regarded as more singular than others, and finally in the context of her family my wife might well be regarded as more singular than her siblings. I hope I have put it delicately enough. But to her credit she is, as I say, conscientious and hardworking.

My father-in-law is now in a very poor way. His father lived until he was 100 hundred - quite possibly because he was a farmer who didn’t drink or smoke - and my father-in-law is now within a few years of hitting his century. His wife died about 15 years ago and he subsequently lived on his own up the road (he had long retired and one of his sons took over the farm just a stone’s throw from where I now live). About 10 years ago - these figures are very approximate - I was diagnosed with prostate cancer but it was not the aggressive kind and he opted to have not treatment for it.

Over the past few years the cancer has spread and about last autumn, after falling several times, he left his cottage and moved into the farm. However, my sister-in-law runs a B&B for families with toddlers business as well as three holiday cottages, and with the holiday season soon to start she is unable to tend to him.

His family decided to put him in a care home, but my wife didn’t like the idea of it, so he has moved in with us, living in the room downstairs behind the kitchen my son has left vacant now that he has gone to university. He is, as I say very frail, and gets increasingly confused, but at least he isn’t wilting away in come home several miles away.

. . .

This whole Brexit farce is still not settled and the next deadline is the middle of the week when our gracious and noble Prime Minister Mrs Theresa May must get a rabble of MPs to back some deal which will govern Britain’s departure from the European Union if we the country is not most certainly to leave in seven days on April 12. That was already a delayed deadline, and if Mrs May can get backing for an agreement - as far as I can see any agreement, Britain’s departure will again be delayed until - I think June 30. it was to be May 22, but for some reason everyone and their cat is now talking about June 30.

I don’t mind admitting I that what with Canada Plus, Canada Plus Plus, Norway, Common Market 2.0, calls for a second referendum, calls for the Leader of the Opposition to wear his pants inside out and calls for I don’t know what else, I am utterly at sea on the detail of it all. I voted Remain in the referendum almost three years ago, but that was on pragmatic grounds, believing that of the two options - staying as a member of the EU or leaving the EU - it was overall in the best interests of the country. And I still do, despite bizarre and unjustified suspicions by my sister and brother that I am some kind of ‘secret Brexiteer’ who simply doesn’t have the courage to come clean about it all. What I am not, however, and I think this might be the foundation for their suspicions is an out-an-out cheerleader for the EU. And because I have explained why to them in the past, I think they think that I am some kind of Brexiteer fifth columnist.

I have to say that Britain is now wholly, not to say dangerously, divided between Brexiteers and Remainers, and that doesn’t bode well for the future. What irritates me a lot is that both sides - and the Remainers are just as bad
as the Leavers, giving the impression as many do that they are on the side of the angels - insist that ‘if you are not with us, you are agin’ us’, so when I do try to explain my position on the EU to either side, I am condemned out of hand by both. I think I have in the past done so here in this blog but I’m not going to do so again and can’t even be arsed to go back and check whether I have done so.

Broadly I think the notion of a European Community - note I do not say European Union, but I’ll explain why in a minute - with wholeheartedly co-operation in as many ways as possible, common health and trade standards and all the rest is a very good one and ought to be pursued. I think it all began to go a little wrong with the Lisbon Treaty of which one core element was to try to achieve ‘ever closer political union’. In fact, I don’t think there is anything wrong with that goal in theory, but that in practice it is pie in the sky. Yet even that is not important: what was and is foolish is how the EU has been going about it, insisting that such political union must happen, no ifs or buts.

To demonstrate why I think that is a rather foolish and cack-handed approach I will cite the rise of the populist right in several EU member states, and bearing that in mind the results of the imminent EU parliamentary election in May should prove very informative. I suggest that a wiser EU would have trod rather more carefully in pursuance of is political goal and might, pragmatically, have been prepared to adapt its plans if necessary when it realised there as small but growing opposition to them.

What for me typifies what I regard as a somewhat arrogant triumphalism on the part of some of the European Commission was the hoopla and jollies which attended the introduction of the euro in January 1999. It was rather like celebrating winning Olympic gold before the race was won. Many ‘convinced Europeans’ insist the euro ‘has been a success’. Well, it has if you live in some EU countries, and it hasn’t if you live in others. In several EU countries more than half of those under 25 have been chronically unemployed. Success?

It is often been pointed out - and quite rightly - that the euro would be far more successful if the EU could overall take charge of the national budgets of member states - in fact, there would no longer be ‘national budgets’ - and set taxes for the whole of the EU. This would, in theory, stabilise the euro and allow the EU central bank to impose the control on the currency it needs to. And that is what ‘political union’ would facilitate. But in practice? Really? I suggest those who advocate the measure spend some time reading up on their European history.

That, however, is all irrelevant as far is Britain is concerned. I sincerely believe we shall be out by a week today, and I also am pretty convinced it will lead to deep economic problems for Britain. I think leaving is daft, daft, daft as does the rest of the EU. Given that Britain was the third largest net contributor to the EU budget it looks as though it might also mean problems for the EU. And I rather fear that for one reason or another the future for the EU isn’t half as rosy as all those swilling champagne and slapping each other on the back when the euro was introduced 20 years ago though it would be.

When things do go tits up in many EU countries, I also fear that Britain’s Brexit madness will get the blame. That would be unfair: it certainly won’t help, but if the EU is honest it has other problems wholly of its own making.

Friday, 8 March 2019

Don’t do this, kids, ever! It’s the road to ruin, will bring you nothing but grief, ruin your eyesight and quite possibly reverse Brexit (or something — subs please check). So don’t do what I am about to do. Ever!

Well, I trust the headline caught your eye and drew you in, but this has nothing to do with Brexit, yet another bloody heart attack, another rundown of my (or anyone else’s) collection of laptops or anything else (though, by the by I have just, over an hour ago, bought a desktop, a secondhand G4 mirror double door desktop, although I’ve acquired it — a PowerMac at that and in computer terms ancient — for a specific reason, to rescue a long list of email addresses and a database, but that’s just by the by). In fact, I am simply posting this to test the waters. 

A few weeks ago, I think it was, I let on that I was writing a quite long piece along the lines of — I exaggerate, of course, but just a little — what a fraud and piss-poor writer Ernest Hemingway was (in my humble, quite possibly ill-informed opinion), Nobel Prize for Literature and all. And what should you never do? Why, publish — prematurely — work in progress as I am dong now: it often makes poor reading, but...

Writing my take on how, contrary to accepted judgment, Hemingway’s nominal debut novel The Sun Also Rises is not ‘a masterpiece’ and the man himself is not ‘a writer of genius’ has been slow going because I am not the most diligent of lazy bastards. But I am getting there, and today I have written another bit, and I decided to post it here in the hope of getting just a little feedback.

Now I have to say that apart from B., who gives occasional feedback, and P., a friend and M. my sister who both give very occasional feedback, writing this blog and wondering whether anyone actually likes it is like trying to thread a needle at the far end of a deep cave. In fact the only reason I do it is because I like writing, not because I have anything at all ‘to say’.

(It’s always puzzled me why, when you hear Bookclub or some such on Radio 4, the novel being discussed, is these days invariably an ‘ecological thriller’, a ‘memoir of growing up gay in the industrial heartlands’, ‘what it means to be a Somali asylum seeker living in the Forest of Dean’, then for good measure a ‘dystopian vision of the future unless we all stick two bricks in the lavatory cistern and stop global warming’. And on and on and on. OK, we know already, and I doubt there is a novel novel still to be written. All we can do is write it in a different way. As they say, it’s not the joke but the way you tell it. But all that, too, is by the by.)

So, ladies and gents, boys and girls — feedback, please! If you think what I have written is a load of old cack, comment and say so. If you find it interesting, please do the same. But let me, please, please, please know that you are all alive and that I don’t actually — unusual and unlikely though it would certainly be — really do live in some solipsistic hell.

WHETHER Hemingway’s set of ‘rules on writing’ and his ‘theory of omission’ should be taken seriously or not is neither here nor there; but from what we know of the genesis of his supposed portrayal in The Sun Also Rises of a — or as many would prefer the — ‘lost generation’, the prominence and spurious significance it has achieved over the past 90-odd years is more than a little ridiculous.

In those 90-odd years, what is understood by the term ‘lost generation’ is, to quote Hemingway himself, very much a moveable feast, and rooting around the net, it is noticeable how often different sites simply quote one another when they attempt to define it. A great many, particularly sites which provide ‘study notes’ on Hemingway’s novel, simply repeat this from Wikipedia or slight variations of it: ‘Lost in this respect means disoriented, wandering, directionless — a recognition that there was great confusion and aimlessness among the war's survivors in the early post-war years.’

Doesn’t that, one is encouraged to ask, pretty much describe a sizeable minority of every generation returning from war, whether that war was World War I, World War II, the Korean War, the Vietnam War or both Iraq Wars? I rather think it does. So one is then encouraged to ask quite why a particular ‘lost generation’, the one we are told which saw action in World War I and washed up in Paris in the 1920s and notably whose lives were chronicled in Hemingway’s novel, should be singled out as the ‘lost generation’? Isn’t, perhaps, for some an inability to settle down on returning home from fighting — in Britain a disproportionate number of homeless served in the armed forces — a common feature of every society in every age?

Certainly in Britain there was a huge problem with limbless and often mad army and naval veterans roaming the country after the Napoleonic Wars had been concluded. And now that we are far more aware of the post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) suffered by many ex-servicemen, shouldn’t we, perhaps, rethink what might cause such disorientation and lack of direction?

In fact, unhelpfully, the term ‘lost generation’ and what is understood by it has become so vague and convoluted that rather as functioning as a general term for many, it is often used to refer specifically to the colony of English-speaking writers living and working in Paris in the 1920s.

So, for example, reviewing a re-issue of Hemingway’s book A Moveable Feast in its Books section (‘Reworked, reshuffled, and for what?’, subtitled ‘Ernest Hemingway’s heirs have desecrated his classic Paris memoir’, October 24, 2009, p42) a Vancouver Star contributor, the novelist and poet Brian Brett, writes:

‘The exquisite little volume [A Moveable Feast] was instantly recognized [in 1962 when it was posthumously published] as a masterpiece for the way it captured the life of an impoverished young writer in the fever of Paris in the early ’20s where he lived among a cluster of soon-to-be-great artistic companions now known as the Lost Generation. What luminaries he met! James Joyce, T.S. Eliot, Pablo Picasso, André Masson, Ford Maddox Ford, Gertrude Stein, the generous Sylvia Beach, Ezra Pound, F. Scott Fitzgerald.’

This might just be a case of a writer picking on one definition rather than another, or simply just getting it all wrong and a sub-editor/copy-editor not quite being on the ball, but the ‘luminaries’, Hemingway’s ‘artistic companions’ in the ‘fever of Paris in the early ’20s’, would certainly have been taken aback to be described as a ‘lost generation’. Ford Maddox Ford did see action after working in a British government propaganda department (he enlisted at the age of 41), but Pound, Joyce and Eliot did not serve, and although Fitzgerald enlisted, the war ended before he could be deployed to Europe.

I don’t doubt that they all felt a moral disgust for the justifications for that pointless way and at what had been perpetuated by all sides, but on the other hand the zeal and artistic dedication of these self-conscious
modernists does not sit at all well with a description of them as ‘disoriented’ and ‘directionless’, whereas Hemingway’s mooted ‘lost generation’ as supposedly portrayed in The Sun Also Rises was nominally composed of entirely different men and women, men and women who could think of nothing better to do than drink themselves into oblivion every night and have sex.

. . .

The decade after ‘the Great War’ had ended in November 1918 certainly saw a fair degree of turmoil, change and upheaval throughout Europe, but despite the threat of revolution in Germany and rampant inflation in the Weimar Republic until 1924, and despite industrial problems in Britain which culminated in the General Strike in May 1926, economically most nations experienced increased prosperity from the early 1920s on until the depression which followed the Wall Street Crash in October 1929. Even France’s description of that decade as les années folles (‘the crazy years’) was more admiring than pejorative. Because of the number of men who were killed in the war — an estimated nine million on all sides — there was certainly an imbalance of the sexes, yet that was by no means the whole picture, and the social upheavals experienced in the so-called ‘Roaring Twenties’ (with the second half of the decade even referring to itself as the ‘Golden Twenties’) also saw women feel more liberated socially and sexually, possibly because there were fewer men available to partner with.

The decade also saw the development and the widespread adoption of domestic gadgets, affordable cars and telephones; the film industry grew enormously, and the public began to celebrate stars of the silver screen and radio; writers such as F Scott Fitzgerald were also feted and became celebrities, and (Lesley Blume records) fans would even queue up to buy a new edition of a magazine if they knew a new short story by their favourite writer was being published; jazz became the popular music of its day, and the modernism in arts of which Hemingway was so pleased to be seen as a part sent them off in a wholly new direction.

Some — many of the men who did survive the war had to live with, as did The Sun Also Rises narrator Jakes Barnes, both physical and mental wounds — might well have been felt disoriented and directionless, and for them the only solace and release might well have come from a bottle. Others, though also drinking a great deal, rather enjoyed it. In fact, drinking to excess, whether occasionally or regularly, has been a feature of a young life for as long as I can remember and, I’m led to believe, for even longer: are we to accept that essentially we are only doing — or only did — it to seek solace from some pain or other? Might it not sometimes be the case that young folk like to party because they like to party? The question is rhetorical.

. . .

That search of the net came up with varying definitions of who the ‘lost generation’ were (and, as I point out above, many parroting each other), and the online Encyclopaedia Britannica mainly opts for the literary angle. It writes that the ‘lost generation’ is a group of American writers who came of age during World War I and established their literary reputations in the 1920s’ but it then goes on to muddy the water a little by adding ‘The term is also used more generally to refer to the post-World War I generation’.

It adds: ‘The generation was “lost” in the sense that its inherited values were no longer relevant in the post-war world and because of its spiritual alienation from a United States that, basking under Pres. Warren G. Harding’s “back to normalcy” policy, seemed to its members to be hopelessly provincial, materialistic, and emotionally barren. The term embraces Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, John Dos Passos, E.E. Cummings, Archibald MacLeish, Hart Crane, and many other writers who made Paris the centre of their literary activities in the 1920s. They were never a literary school.

That description is certainly plausible enough, but it does ignore the simple fact — acknowledged by Hemingway himself in short piece he wrote from Paris for the Toronto Star — that for Americans the very favourable dollar/franc exchange rate allowed them to live extremely cheaply in Paris, at the time regarded as the world’s most vibrant artistic centre.

This would have been especially encouraging for those like Dos Passos, e e cummings, MacLeish, Crane and Fitzgerald intent on making a name for themselves, especially as earning a living from writing, painting or composing was always precarious — Fitzgerald was already doing very nicely, but he was the exception. In fact, there were an estimated 200,000 English-speaking ex-pats living in Paris at the time, although not all of them were American and certainly not all of them were would-be writers, painters and musicians. If you had just left college, didn’t want to settle into a career just yet and wanted to see the world a little, a spell in Paris living high on the hog for very little will have had its attractions.

Some who went to live and work in the French capital might well have done so because they felt a ‘spiritual alienation’ from the United States and preferred to breathe the more nourishing air of Paris, but it is also certainly easier to be idealistic when you are able to live a pleasant and comfortable life on a pittance (and most certainly when you are not starving).

In relation to Hemingway’s novel describing — so the claim — a group of ‘disoriented’ and ‘directionless’ expatriates, there is a further difficulty with the Encyclopaedia Britannica’s description of a ‘lost generation’ that had moved to Europe because of the ‘spiritual alienation’ it felt from the United States. Yet when Jake Barnes’s friend Bill Gorton does allude to Jake being an ex-pat and tells him ‘You're an expatriate. You’ve lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed by sex. You spend all your time talking, not working. You are an expatriate, see. You hang around cafés, it reads far more as though he were criticising his friend for choosing to live in Europe rather than in the United States, ‘spiritual alienation’ or not. Jake, his friend Bill tells him has been ‘ruined’ by fake European standards, has become ‘precious’ and has ‘lost touch’ with ‘the soil’ (presumably American soil).

So what is going on? If Jake (and those like him) escaped the United States because they felt ‘spiritually alienated’, they had, one assumes, done the only thing they could to seek some kind of salvation and sanctuary. But if in doing so they had ‘ruined’ themselves, either way they were ‘lost’. Was that what Hemingway was getting at? Was that his point? I don’t think so. I just think he hadn’t quite thought it all through.

But then the claim, which provided an essential element of Hemingway’s overnight success and later reputation, that in his novel he had skilfully defined the despair of a hopelessly disengaged younger and ‘lost’ generation by examining the lives of five of them is full of such inconsistencies and contradictions. Like a great deal in Hemingway’s work, career and reputation from every angle it is approached nothing quite fits.